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Welcome to the center-left support center. The purpose of this website is to provide thoughtful responses to the statements and actions of the Republican Theocracry.

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It is being argued that software is a good example of "Intelligent Design" in that sofware is designed and software's evolution is guided by an often unseen intelligence.

Yeah, Right! Anyone who believes that software is evolving according to some "intelligent design" does not use Microsoft office products and operating systems regularly.

Want to read more? Here's Software Development Supports Darwin

 

Drive By

Michael Brown's testimony before Congress is another example of the top-notch Republican propaganda machine.

"My biggest mistake was not recognizing by Saturday that Louisiana was dysfunctional."

Michael Brown, former FEMA director (9/28/2005)

In only one statement Michael Brown was able to

Blame Democrats.

Blame someone who is not white.

Blame someone who is not male.

Blame the government bureaucracy.

Claim it's not the Federal Government's job.

Deflect criticism.

Deny responsibility.

Attack critics.

Refuse to apologize.

Claim superiority.

In one sentence Michael Brown is sexist, racist, arrogant, attacking, and political. Wow! He invokes the unspoken if only clause like a pro (if only they were better organized, if only they were white male republicans, if only... we wouldn't need these hearings).

The follow-up victory lap will be performed by the propaganda lords in big city newspapers. Editorials will claim victory and expound on the points listed above. Just so we're clear - when it's CONSERVATIVE and in the newspaper THEN it's the right thing - if it's in the paper and liberal, well, it's just plain wrong. If you want an example, read editorials in the Atlanta Journal Constitution's paid Bush operative Jim Wooten.

The best center-left response? Turn Anger into Action. Win back Congress in 2006, take the White House in 2008.

Want to read more? Here's the Drive By Essay

 

   

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